While on a Target run to gather up stocking stuffers for the minions, I came across this rather unsightly The Muppets themed Hot Wheels. What does that look like to you? I’ll give you some time …
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It’s clearly a dong right? Or maybe an homage to the Ambigiously Gay Duo’s Duo Car, which was in fact a penis on wheels. Mattel is a big company that employs a lot of creative people, did no one during the design phase of The Muppets Hot Wheels line say something to the effect of “This Beaker hot rod sure looks like a ginger’s turgid penis”.